I know everything that’s gonna happen
Oops.
lolololol
Are they going to hand condoms out to us with ‘safe tumblr’ written on them or what
HA
You said there was only one person in the world who could surprise you. Turns out, there’s two.
I freakin’ love Soulless Sam. He had the best lines. I can’t wait for my little sister to get here, we’re going to rewatch all the first five seasonsssss
her little face jkhgkfyfh j
One good thing about this movie: he could have said “no, shooting arrows is not for little girls” but instead he said “no, shooting with that big bow is not for little girls. use this small one.” i think that’s fantastic.

” I found a liquor store.” “And?” “And I drank it.”

This shit is hilarious.
“Well, they’re fighting.”
“Yup.”
“You want to just… hug it out?”
“Sound good.”
“Cool.”
i love this gif

So, I was counting the drawer at work, and I found an artifact from the Mishapocalypse.
1x06 // 3x08 suggested by khaleesiofthesouth
We’re all going to be like
I think the only way this could truly become a Tumblrpocalypse is if Homestuck updated in Novemeber as well.
It was nice while it lasted, tumblr. (NOT TRUE about the Series 3 November date, but still…keep an eye on your sixes in November, kids.)
In my governance class today, we had a lecture about fraud by an investigative & forensic accountant. It’s way more intense than I thought it’d be (like FBI involvement intense, lol), but I found it was really interesting and I think it’d be an interesting potential career choice.
I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
HOLY SHIT
I think that a lot of the reason Jarvis has become so human is because Tony treats him like he’s human. Tony talks to Jarvis in a very colloquial way. He says “you up?” when he knows damn well that Jarvis is operational. He says “throw a little hot-rod red in there” instead of “paint components x, y, and z with red paint #20.” Tony treats all his machinery like that—Dummy and You, especially—and Jarvis is no exception.
Jarvis has become much more human since Iron Man 1. He actually displayed emotions in Iron Man 3—specifically when he feared for Tony’s life, his voice sounded terribly frightened, and in instances like the second gif where he said “I need to sleep” and not “My battery is depleted.” Jarvis has grown and changed, as any self-aware creature does. He has become human because he is treated as such.



